March 2016

Officer, My Toddler Assaulted Me

Officer, My Toddler Assaulted Me

So I don’t know about anyone else, but since Donovan started walking, his tolerance for me has decreased dramatically.  The kid gets a little bit of independence and it’s all, ‘Get outta my way with that snuggle nonsense lady! There are things I need to destroy!’  We have gone through several different phases of abuse since Continue reading Officer, My Toddler Assaulted Me

Don’t Wake My Baby

Don’t Wake My Baby

I’m sure you’ve all heard the phrase ‘don’t wake a sleeping baby’.  Just by common sense standards it’s something you wouldn’t do, right?… Well, apparently not. Let me start off by saying that Donovan is not big on naps to begin with, he stopped taking a morning nap when he was 6 months old and Continue reading Don’t Wake My Baby